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Rating the Red Circle Emojis

[witchscarlet]

Apple:

6/10 - its fine i guess. gets the job done. its a bit shiny which i dont really get but overall its nice. actually kinda pleasing the longer i look at it.

Google:

5/10 - very flat but there is a TINY bit of shading which i hate. choose one. but it still works and gets the point across. its fine.

Microsoft:

7/10 - now normally i hate microsofts giant black borders but it really works for this one i think. its simple. its cute. i like it.

Samsung:

3/10 - why the fuck is it so shiny. thats not a red circle thats a sphere. what the fuck am i supposed to do with a sphere. fuck this.

Twitter:

9/10 - hell yeah. simple. zen. it is kinda dark compared to the rest which im deducting points for. overall hell yeah. 

emojidex:

-11000/10 - what the fuck is this. do i even need words. fuck you. this isnt even a circle its 3d. thats a button. its also the fucking shiniest goddamn button ive ever seen. fuck you. fuck this. 

Messenger:

0/10 - did you even fucking try

Mozilla:

10/10 - oh my god. thank you. fucking thank you so much. thats a fucking red circle!!! thats what the fuck im talking about babey!!! 

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[twinkcommunist]

In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you

[iridepigs]

If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die

[ambris]

This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.

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[programmerhumour]

Fun with phone numbers

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NSFW = NOT SO FAST WEEB

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[natabela]

Mob’s favorite brelly!

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[haught-cookie]

She had the chance and she took it

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[heyyyyadora]

submitting my Controversial Opinions™ to the she-ra fandom for consideration

[dancing-with-dichotomies]

SCORPIA HAS GIANT FUCKING CLAWS FOR HANDS SHE’S DOING THE BEST SHE CAN

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[lavender-lily]

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[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s odd that Batman, who fights crime from the shadows and wears a dark suit to be unseen in the night, chose such a bright coloured uniform for his sidekick

[teaboot]

Cause a short ass kid running around the streets at night wearing all black is gonna get hit by a truck. That’s his safety uniform

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[m-in-a-moonrock]

I made one !

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[yourfavhasonebraincell]

The entire video game industry has one brain cell!

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[hattedhedgehog]

Literally no trope emotionally fucks me up faster than “Character outlives their lover by many years and at the end of their life their lover comes to escort them from the world” like I only have to think about it hypothetically to start crying.

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[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

I think we’ve all given the Minecraft devs a lot of shit for the bugs over the years, but honestly we should thank Mojang for not selling the Minecraft updates as expansion packs or DLC. Imagine if you had to buy the Nether and The End separately for $39.99 each like with TheSims. And they strongly oppose “pay to win” as well as microtransactions. And unlike some companies, they’re completely fine with and even encourage YouTube videos of their game and don’t content claim LPs.

It may seem like a low bar, but they’re our beacon of hope in this trying time of video game history and that should not be overlooked. As the second top selling video game of all time Minecraft really set the standard.